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Everyone on the internet has heard of 4chan. It is a place full of trannies placing porn on /gif/, with nazis in /b/ complaining about them. It is, in its own special way, a beautiful sight.

4chan also has its own technology board called /g/. It is a place where trannies try to convince you to use arch, and share screenshots of their desktop while having a picture open with an underage anime girl on it. They call it loli, I call it pedophilia. I fucking hate pedophiles.

However, on 4chan's /g/ people also discuss some serious progress regarding their own developed video games, things they ordered online from China, and topics regarding self-hosting. One might think it would be a fun idea to conversate with them.

Oh poor Timmy boy, you are wrong!

4chan uses your IP as a sort of username. Now, this would not matter as a user could just use a VPN, but of course the fuckers on the pepe-loving platform blocked it. You will get dozens of errors upon attempting to post. It is, as Terry A Davis would call it, n...

'But BeeFucker1987, how does one get around this block?'

Well, you could obviously host a Wireguard server on a Raspberri Pi, fuck around on the router at your grandmas place and just plug it in there and use that as a VPN. Or, if you are not mean to your family members, you could just pay them by purchasing your 4chan VIP pass.

Now this is where the privacy issues start...

Those fuckers at 4chan only accept crypto. This could obviously easily be made untraceable if you know what you are doing. Unfortunately for you Timmy they fucking use Coinbase. Coinbase is the biggest piece of shit service I have ever seen. It basically is a government honeypot service that lets you have crypto linked to your id. This way they know how much money you have, thus they can tax you more. It is fucked up beyond repair. I can not stress enough how dumb Coinbase users are. You have to be fucking retarded to actually purchase a 4chan pass.

So yeah, unless you want a literal bankaccount in your name to be linked to 4chan just to hide your IP (which at that point kinda defeats the purpose of it?!) do NOT buy a 4chan pass. It is literal glowie bait setup by the CIA to get you. Fuck that.

Also, on an endnote: don't you think it's really fucking suspiscious that every news outlet always calls out 4chan on every hack and/or leak that happens? Since when do they tell people WHERE such a leak took place?! It's to make hackers think 4chan is a good and safe place to share such info. That way it is easy to catch them. Poor Timmies.